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Only two things I’d change about this sweet parody of “All About That Bass”: First, I’d reword the “no bottle” lyric to “and the nipple” or something. (Though breast is better than bottle for babies, some mamas can only feed their babies with bottles, and some choose to give occasional bottles for whatever reason. After all, neither situation is at all “wrong” just because direct breastfeeding may be “right”). Second, I’d get a baby in there breastfeeding under the guitar!
Otherwise, this is a pitch-perfect parody!