Serving doubles at the breastfeeding bar, straight up with a twist of peaceful parenting.
Black Eyed Peas (singer Fergie, left, pregnant with first baby). Via Hello Magazine.
Just what the world was waiting for: An updated baby bumpin’ version of Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”!
I spent way too much time on this admittedly frivolous post so I hope you enjoy it. 🙂
Here are the words to the original song “My Humps” performed by Black Eyed Peas.
And now my maternity-inspired lyrics rewrite….
Ready to smile? Here’s a video to help with that (below).
Only two things I’d change about this sweet parody of “All About That Bass”: First, I’d reword the “no bottle” lyric to “and the nipple” or something. (Though breast is better than bottle for babies, some mamas can only feed their babies with bottles, and some choose to give occasional bottles for whatever reason. After all, neither situation is at all “wrong” just because direct breastfeeding may be “right”). Second, I’d get a baby in there breastfeeding under the guitar!
Otherwise, this is a pitch-perfect parody!
Mama's Milk, No Chaser 