Black Eyed Peas (singer Fergie, left, pregnant with first baby). Via Hello Magazine.
Just what the world was waiting for: An updated baby bumpin’ version of Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps”!
I spent way too much time on this admittedly frivolous post so I hope you enjoy it. 🙂
Here are the words to the original song “My Humps” performed by Black Eyed Peas.
And now my maternity-inspired lyrics rewrite….
“My Bump”
All gets stuck inside your tum?
I’ma try, try, try, try my luck,
‘Cos I’m love drunk off my bump.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my lovely baby bump.
(Check it out)
I drive these doulas crazy,
My brain feels kinda hazy,
But they treat me really nicely,
I’m craving crushed ices.
Cord & Placenta,
Fetus and that Momma
carryin’, they be starin’
All maternity got me wearin’ big
Others I ain’t askin,
They say they love my mass ‘n
Fetal Screens, More Opinions,
I say no, but they keep givin’.
So I keep waitin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep due datin’
I keep on sayin’ he ain’t “late”!
My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
I love my baby bump (love),
My bump, my bump, my bump (love),
My bump it got me.
It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me and belly mappin’ on me.
It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me, up in me, in me.
What you gon’ do if he gets stuck,
All gets stuck inside your tum?
I’ma try, try, try, try my luck,
‘Cos I’m love drunk off my bump.
What you gon’ do with all that mass,
All that mass inside them jeans?
Labor make, make, make, makes you scream
Makes you scream, makes you scream!
‘Cos of my bump (ha), my bump, my bump, my bump (what)
My bump, my bump, my bump (ha), my lovely baby bump.
(DAD-TO-BE INTERLUDE):
I met a girl down to deliver, yo.
She said “Hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could birth your baby, meet your little honey,
Note the time when he’s coming!”
She mix her milk in her nursing ducts,
Milky, milky nursing.
Mix her milk in her nursing ducts, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
(BACK TO MOM-TO-BE):
They say I’m really ready,
The birth team wanna check me,
They always standin’ next to me,
Always healing hands on me,
Tryin’ a feel my bump, bump.
Lookin’ at my tum, tum.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama.
So don’t pull on his head, team,
That ain’t good plans, team!
I’m just tryn’a not to cramp, team,
And move my bump.
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump,
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump.
My lovely baby bump (tum),
Babe kicks me back and in the front (tum).
My lovin’ got me.It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me and belly mappin’ on me.
It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me, up in me, in me.
What you gon’ do if he gets stuck,
All gets stuck inside your tum?
I’ma try, try, try, try my luck,
‘Cos I’m love drunk off my bump.
What you gon’ do with all that mass,
All that mass inside them jeans?
Labor make, make, make, makes you scream
Makes you scream, makes you scream!
What you gon’ do if he gets stuck,
All gets stuck inside your tum?
I’ma try, try, try, try my luck,
‘Cos I’m love drunk off my bump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make it nurse
Make it nurse, nurse, make it nurse.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]
It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me and belly mappin’ on me.
It’s got me spinnin’
(Oh) Spinnin’ all the baby in me, up in me, in me.
DAD-TO-BE:
Mama's Milk, No Chaser 